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by yobruh / 05/17/2011 at 12:54am / Kids
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Danou / 03/28/2011 at 9:51am / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by ouch / 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 6:23am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 3:00am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
by fmmlll / 10/18/2010 at 4:56am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
by Gabby125 / 09/18/2010 at 10:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by SadFace / 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…