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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

#107795
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I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (66940)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79744) - you deserved it (24725)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47024) - you deserved it (8770)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19507) - you deserved it (7010)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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