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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5962
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LacyWings : Hello! I love reading FML's. I read them every day. But I usually go on the app. So if you send me a message I'm sorry I don't reply.
I'm pretty nice. Or atleast I try to be. :)

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LacyWings's favorite FMLs

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11230) - you deserved it (33465)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43003) - you deserved it (4399)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18218) - you deserved it (26268)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13234) - you deserved it (49230)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

#18765648
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21206) - you deserved it (3159)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (6233)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (3499)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

#18763079
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (2043)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19364) - you deserved it (2002)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65239) - you deserved it (3137)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

#18756211
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26300) - you deserved it (7827)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

#18754644
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (2214)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31110) - you deserved it (7045)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2997)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (2997)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom



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