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LacyWings
  • Town/Country : Hell, Canada.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2868
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LacyWings : Hello! I love reading FML's. I read them every day. But I usually go on the app. So if you send me a message I'm sorry I don't reply.
I'm pretty nice. Or atleast I try to be. :)

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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
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I agree, your life sucks (14353) - you deserved it (5945)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
142 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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