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LacyWings
  • Town/Country : Hell, Canada.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4268
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LacyWings : Hello! I love reading FML's. I read them every day. But I usually go on the app. So if you send me a message I'm sorry I don't reply.
I'm pretty nice. Or atleast I try to be. :)

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LacyWings's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

#94960
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7862) - you deserved it (55033)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25557) - you deserved it (32440)

On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23048) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72970) - you deserved it (15862)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5471) - you deserved it (74188)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4717) - you deserved it (17492)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (2179)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6052) - you deserved it (48893)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
81 comments

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On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21133) - you deserved it (6377)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (4570)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24266) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (6516)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8407) - you deserved it (27511)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)



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