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LacyWings
  • Town/Country : Hell, Canada.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4274
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LacyWings : Hello! I love reading FML's. I read them every day. But I usually go on the app. So if you send me a message I'm sorry I don't reply.
I'm pretty nice. Or atleast I try to be. :)

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LacyWings's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51192) - you deserved it (1981)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4234) - you deserved it (60472)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (25191)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

#7315075
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25907) - you deserved it (2527)

On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. Having a moment of insanity, I crumbled and threw the receipt at the cashier, while yelling "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

#7093853
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2989) - you deserved it (45590)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

#7083274
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27612) - you deserved it (2042)

On 01/01/2010 at 2:14pm - misc - by johnny121 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (20137)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

#6679644
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7193) - you deserved it (65365)

On 12/09/2009 at 12:09pm - love - by ouch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24216) - you deserved it (2725)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

#6564625
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39832) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/02/2009 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

#6554102
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (9540)

On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (14128)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67688) - you deserved it (11292)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

#6354793
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (2338)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Grad2010 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

#6312971
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5839) - you deserved it (33773)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)



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