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LacyWings

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6005
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LacyWings : Hello! I love reading FML's. I read them every day. But I usually go on the app. So if you send me a message I'm sorry I don't reply.
I'm pretty nice. Or atleast I try to be. :)

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LacyWings's favorite FMLs

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14221) - you deserved it (24486)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (36550)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38787) - you deserved it (3405)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28178) - you deserved it (2198)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (53475)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

#18781319
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (2155)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14223) - you deserved it (43895)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML

#18778182
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20141) - you deserved it (5117)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26632) - you deserved it (6816)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24623) - you deserved it (5551)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

#18769573
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML

#18769470
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9215) - you deserved it (35686)

On 01/10/2012 at 8:32pm - work - by Jim (man) - Belgium



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