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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2585
  • Number of comments : 391
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About LaLince : Life is great!

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Today, I ad to bite te bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML

#21188382
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36611) - you deserved it (23090)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today , I Met My Girlfriend's Dad For The First Time. His Shirt Said ( D.A.D.D , Dads Against Daughter Dating , Shoot The First One And Word Will Spread ). FML

#20480699
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32067) - you deserved it (3334)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)

Today , I was driving and noticd a polica car parkd in a spot rasarvd for tha handicappd. I stoppd my car and got out to taka a pictura. Tha cop gava ma a tickat for parking in tha road. FML

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25407) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband my mother invited us both to a family dinner . My husband wanted to give her another chance so we went . Less than an hour after arriving I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food . FML

#20182910
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (1572)

On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I was working the dart game at mah local amusement parkhen a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicatd, an they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32273) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , drunk at a party , I leaned through a window to throw up . I was outside . FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8821) - you deserved it (28596) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah wife wants to name our frst child Sri, after the iPhone function!! FML

#20182157
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday mah grandpa was visiting. My neighbor started blasting out rap music as they've done nearly 24/7 fir months telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over an screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 an still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20289) - you deserved it (4328)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday I Turnd On The TV Just In Time To See My Picture On The News. I Have No Idea What They Said About Me. FML

#20043967
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (2606)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, WHILE DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, I NOTICED THE DRIVER NEXT TO ME WAS HAPPILY CHATTING ON HER PHONE . I FUCKING DESPISE THESE WOULD-BE MURDERERS, SO I SLAMMED MY HORN TO SIGNAL MY DISGUST . SHE PANICKED AND SWERVED STRAIGHT INTO MY CAR . FML

#19761420
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17691) - you deserved it (58467)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I Had So Much To Do, I Didn't Know Where To Start . So I Didn't . FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11962) - you deserved it (41463)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today.!! !! mah grlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her.!! !! an that she was afraid I would leave her !! So she left me instead !! I'd been thinking about proposing !! FML

#19630328
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (2417)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML



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