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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3279
  • Number of comments : 408
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I had to bite the bullet and finally buy maternity pants. Problem is, I'm not pregnant and I'm a 25-year-old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38161) - you deserved it (24151)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Roy Lawson - United States (California)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35130) - you deserved it (3632)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving and noticed a police car parked in a spot reserved for the handicapped. I stopped my car and got out to take a picture. The cop gave me a ticket for parking in the road. FML

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (1694)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34282) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9980) - you deserved it (31691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (2673)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23392) - you deserved it (4709)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML


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On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19053) - you deserved it (61180)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13804) - you deserved it (44547)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (2698)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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