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Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML
by Emmaraine189 / 04/27/2016 at 10:22pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Roy Lawson / 06/25/2014 at 8:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
by LaLince / 01/19/2013 at 1:14am / Switzerland / Transportation
Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML
by elizabeth / 11/29/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML
by some things never change / 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by hawksbc / 11/28/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 1:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
by k / 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm / United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
by RingAroundThe..SPLAT / 05/16/2012 at 12:10am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…