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Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (8160)

On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss called me Dave. Now everyone actually thinks my name is Dave. It's Nathan. I've been working there for 2 years. FML

#20181011
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On 11/27/2012 at 8:16am - work - by nato (man) - United States

Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to me, my daughter saw it. Now my 3-year-old girl runs around honking everyone. Even her grandparents. FML

#20172916
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On 11/21/2012 at 8:20pm - kids - by piemasterzim (man) - Canada

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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