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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 28280
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LMFAOsabrina : My name is Sabrina. I have the mentality of a 6 year old, and I'm really dorky. I really love sunchips cause they're just sooo good! But nothing beats pizza. (Im not fat by the way). I enjoy taking walks alone. Its relaxing. That is all. Thank you for your time.

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Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29761) - you deserved it (111121)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WENT SKINNY-DIPPING WITH MAH BEST FRIEND. WE WERE ON THE BEACH AN IT WAS FAIRLY CROWDD BUT WE GOT IN THE WATER AT THIS REALLY SECLUDD AREA. WHILE WE WERE SWIMMING I LOOKD UP TO SEE A HOMELESS MAN WEREING MAH CLOTHES, WALKING AWAY. FML

#495475
87 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

#473847
262 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I saw a vidao in class about woman agd 65+ and thair sax livas. An aldarly, blind woman was having sax at har sanior's homa. I don't know what's worsa, watching an hour-long documantary on this, or tha fact that thasa woman r having way mora sax than I am. FML

#459732
67 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by notenoughsex (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, me an my boyfriend cummed back to my looool house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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152 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with mah girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with mah girlfriend lyk I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
224 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to introduce ma girlfriend to ma parent by telling tem tat we were gonna ave a very special guest 4 dinner. Wile ma mom was preparing te meal se asked, "Wat does e like?" I'm straigt. My parent tougt different. FML

#407714
72 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

#400298
242 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today , I was with my grandma waiting in a line . She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone . My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying . The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese , "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

#399721
166 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today my parent were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice very noticeably. FML

#350139
87 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Moanie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today..!! I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls!! I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line!! While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said..!! "You have a beard coming out of looool yur bathing suit!" FML

#333311
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38735) - you deserved it (64767)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (77511)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ceckd Facebook to find I ad been taggd in a bunc of potos from a party I ad attendd last nigt . On eac picture I ad a comment from mom saying, "You're groundd." FML

#322289
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31343) - you deserved it (77511)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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