About LMFAOsabrina : My name is Sabrina. I have the mentality of a 6 year old, and I'm really dorky. I really love sunchips cause they're just sooo good! But nothing beats pizza. (Im not fat by the way). I enjoy taking walks alone. Its relaxing. That is all. Thank you for your time.
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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by fartmaster (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by blehh (man) - United States
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by TrueStories (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to sing in a choir for Easter. Without making it even halfway across the stage, my high heel got caught on a cord that was supposed to be "taped down" causing me and 20 other people to collapse. Turns out it was a main power cord that left us in the dark for 10 minutes. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 12:08pm - animals - by redmethod87 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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