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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 July 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26260
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About LMFAOsabrina : My name is Sabrina. I have the mentality of a 6 year old, and I'm really dorky. I really love sunchips cause they're just sooo good! But nothing beats pizza. (Im not fat by the way). I enjoy taking walks alone. Its relaxing. That is all. Thank you for your time.

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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58398) - you deserved it (3395)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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