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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16476) - you deserved it (28450)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46236) - you deserved it (3810) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7263) - you deserved it (51877)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)



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