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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2313
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73377) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7315) - you deserved it (39826)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (7623)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
27 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
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