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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2043
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10474) - you deserved it (21648)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (2542)

On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML

#8266626
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (2035)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20733) - you deserved it (3220)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (9200)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37303) - you deserved it (3314)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

#8199501
105 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

#8191025
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (2462)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

#8180539
139 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in my psychology class, we were given a sheet that had a list of stressful events and we were to select the ones we had experienced in the last 12 months. I got highest in my class of above an 80% chance of getting a life threatening illness due to stress. Everyone laughed. FML

#8160504
78 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (4320)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (2293)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (2293)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

#8153486
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22841) - you deserved it (3335)

On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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