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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2047
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

#8366302
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (2139)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

#8366162
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22917) - you deserved it (2233)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend asked me out was because the fortune ball app on his iPod told him to. FML

#8364969
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (3035)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:38am - love - by amireallyloved - United States (California)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12370) - you deserved it (27556)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12370) - you deserved it (27556)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12370) - you deserved it (27556)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (3741)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29445) - you deserved it (2208)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

#8347033
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (1971)

On 02/16/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by blaze (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (5345)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)



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