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today my crush and I were volunteering at looool a local farm. He confessd to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leand in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

#20109154
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On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress . I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment . She putted me on speakerphone.. . and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started . FML

#20109013
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On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States

today my boss fird ma bacausa of tha way I laugh. Apparantly it raminds him too much of his ax-wifa's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

#20108910
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57am - work - by Johnnogood (man) - United States (New York)

Today, My Grlfriend Of 3 Months Got Mad At Me Cuz I Thought She Was Attractive. She Has An Identical Twin, And She Says If I Think She's Attractive, I Must Want Her Twin Too. FML

#20107518
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On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)

looool Yesterday, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew . FML

#20100511
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On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwile, my mom freaked out, and tey called out my name over te intercom. Wen I walked up to te desk and tey saw I was 17, te employees burst out lauging. FML

#20098355
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On 10/02/2012 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anna - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized I migt lose ma job because some assole customer looool complained about me to ma district manager. His complaint? Grls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML

#20098150
237 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and mah teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

#20096827
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On 10/01/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by dumbgirl4lyf (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, although I can't danca, I dacidad to go to a club. A raally cuta girl askad ma to danca, and I politaly daclinad. Sha kapt insisting, so I finally said okay. A faw minutas in, sha stoppad, lookad at ma, and said, "If you'ra going to maka fun of mah dancing, I'm laaving." FML

#20096710
78 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by IcantDance! - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
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On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom



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