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today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I had to present a program to mah supervisor in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used mah own invented abbreviation fir parameter in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation fir ( standard deviation. ) I can still hear them laughing. FML

#20156190
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On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO A FURNITURE STORE. WE SPLIT UP FIR A BIT, AND AFTER A WHILE I WENT TO FIND HIM. A SALESMAN NOTICED I SEEMED TO BE LOOKING AROUND FIR HIM AND SAID, "OH, YOUR SON IS UPSTAIRS." WE'RE THE SAME AGE. FML

#20155909
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML

#20155705
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I sampled some of the food mah fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML

#20145916
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On 11/03/2012 at 3:42pm - health - by WeddingWoes (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

#20142623
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On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, looool 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML

#20141489
108 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday..!! my usband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I endd up buying it!! He ad to give me te money and leave cuz e is severely aracnopobic and couldn't even pick up te box!! I ave to ide te movie for fear of it bieng destroyd!! Again!! FML

#20134119
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On 10/26/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I went bowling. I noticed a 10-year-old holding an iPod Touch which had the exact same customized case with mah name on it as mah iPod that was stolen a year ago at the same bowling centre. Even better , the parents yelled at me 4 accusing him. I got kicked out the bowling centre. FML

TODAY, I GOT BACK MAH HISTORY PAPER. THE WHOLE PAPER HAD BEEN CROSSED OUT AND AT THE END, MAH PROFESSOR HAD WRITTEN ( REALLY?! ) I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG. FML



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