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Kirito_Kazuto

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8414
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kirito_Kazuto : Eyy' dere~ 83 Before I waste any of your valuable time with this long paragraph of a bio that you are currently reading; I want you to know that I'm nothing more than simply an average, weird, & ordinary guy" (To those who may be curious & are currently further reading this at the moment; at first when you see me, I may seem extremely shy, but if you ever get the chance to really know me, then you're in for a surprise! x3) Please, don't be shy & just message me if you want to chat and/or would like to learn more about my awkward turtle ways ~(-• w•-)~ (By the way, I'm straight, extremely weird & also have terrible eye bags/ dark circles under my eyes. & take quite a long time to reply, so if I do; I sincerely apologize & would like you to know that it's nothing personal & I'm busy x; But when I do have free time; I'll definitely respond back as soon as I can \o
(Also, I love to play video games, & watch Anime & I'm proud of it~ "YEEE~!"*~B R O H - F I S T~!*
~~/(-> wl-)/)

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Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15269) - you deserved it (22786)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

#21267816
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (3776)

On 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm - love - by inmycar - United States (New York)

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

#21267554
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (3113)

On 09/29/2014 at 8:06am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom got genuinely angry at me because I refused to let her pop a zit that I had "promised" she could pop a few days back. She said with utmost look of disappointment that I'm "not a man of my word". FML

#21267417
75 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 12:31am - misc - by SystemofaBlink41 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I came home to a half-shaved dog and a laughing third grader. FML

#21267339
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25311) - you deserved it (2766)

On 09/28/2014 at 11:00pm - kids - by Anonymoose - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
110 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

#21266077
34 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
80 comments

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On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boss changed some company calendar settings on my computer to see what they'd be like. He didn't like it, so he told me to change it back, then left. I have no idea what he changed. FML

#21263813
36 comments

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On 09/23/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

#21263362
98 comments

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On 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm - love - by Serire (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a new fire alarm system is being installed in my building. Not only does the alarm go off incessantly, but the elevators stop running when it happens. I live on the 12th floor. FML

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

#21262480
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33312) - you deserved it (6888)

On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
40 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

#21262000
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33406) - you deserved it (2381)

On 09/20/2014 at 7:39pm - misc - by rabid_otaku - United States (Illinois)



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