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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10074
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kirito_Kazuto : Eyy' dere~ 83 Before I waste any of your valuable time with this long paragraph of a bio that you are currently reading; I want you to know that I'm nothing more than simply an average, weird, & ordinary guy" (To those who may be curious & are currently further reading this at the moment; at first when you see me, I may seem extremely shy, but if you ever get the chance to really know me, then you're in for a surprise! x3) Please, don't be shy & just message me if you want to chat and/or would like to learn more about my awkward turtle ways ~(-• w•-)~ (By the way, I'm straight, extremely weird & also have terrible eye bags/ dark circles under my eyes. & take quite a long time to reply, so if I do; I sincerely apologize & would like you to know that it's nothing personal & I'm busy x; But when I do have free time; I'll definitely respond back as soon as I can \o
(Also, I love to play video games, & watch Anime & I'm proud of it~ "YEEE~!"*~B R O H - F I S T~!*
~~/(-> wl-)/)

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Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

#21288116
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (1600)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm - misc - by thealaskanyoung - United States (Indiana)

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

#21288043
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21684) - you deserved it (3068)

On 10/29/2014 at 10:41pm - work - by OfficeFatty - United States

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24214) - you deserved it (2398)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

#21287659
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (3171)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML

#21287630
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (1966)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:46am - work - by fired tomoz (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

#21287621
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31524) - you deserved it (2292)

On 10/29/2014 at 11:24am - misc - by carless - United States

Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

#21287500
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27562) - you deserved it (5245)

On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (6558)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML

#21287079
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (5272)

On 10/28/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by BurnedDown (woman) - United Kingdom (East Riding of Yorkshire)

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

#21287010
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27554) - you deserved it (2565)

On 10/28/2014 at 2:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML

#21286990
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (3502)

On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

#21286908
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28213) - you deserved it (3289)

On 10/28/2014 at 10:07am - misc - by bottombarrel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML

#21286814
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27394) - you deserved it (4462)

On 10/28/2014 at 3:40am - animals - by thewrittenrebel - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML

#21286701
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (26150)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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