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About Kirito_Kazuto : Nothing interesting/Updated
(Hi! "D(-^n ^-)o To those who may be curious to learn about me & are currently reading this at the moment; at first when you see me, I may seem extremely shy... but if you ever get the chance to really know me, then you'd be surprised! :3
- I use Skype, Snap-Chat, and Kik (but rarely). x:
- If you're wondering what they are, just ask & I'd be happy enough to give you them
- Please, don't be shy--& just message me if you want to chat and/or to learn more about me. (-^~ ^-) Don't worry; I won't bite. I'll just nibble. :B
(By the way, I'm straight, extremely weird, wear prescription glasses, & also have terrible eye bags/ dark circles under my eyes.
Other than that; I love to play video games, & watch Anime & I'm proud of it~
• & above all, my major goal in life is to make those around me laugh & smile
YEE~~/(-> wl-)/) *~Broh-Fists~!*
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML
Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
Today, my nephews discovered how to trick my washing machine into starting up while the door is still open. My laundry room is now flooded, and their mom refuses to accept any responsibility for it. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014