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Kirito_Kazuto

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7154
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kirito_Kazuto : Eyy' dere~ 83 Before I waste any of your valuable time with this long paragraph of a bio that you are currently reading; I want you to know that I'm nothing more than simply an average, weird, & ordinary guy" (To those who may be curious & are currently further reading this at the moment; at first when you see me, I may seem extremely shy, but if you ever get the chance to really know me, then you're in for a surprise! x3) Please, don't be shy & just message me if you want to chat and/or would like to learn more about my awkward turtle ways ~(-• w•-)~ (By the way, I'm straight, extremely weird & also have terrible eye bags/ dark circles under my eyes. & take quite a long time to reply, so if I do; I sincerely apologize & would like you to know that it's nothing personal & I'm busy x; But when I do have free time; I'll definitely respond back as soon as I can \o
(Also, I love to play video games, & watch Anime & I'm proud of it~ "YEEE~!"*~B R O H - F I S T~!*
~~/(-> wl-)/)

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Kirito_Kazuto's favorite FMLs

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (463)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

#21249110
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17979) - you deserved it (2003)

On 08/31/2014 at 3:27pm - kids - by TheFatOne - United States

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30729) - you deserved it (7007)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

#21247953
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31418) - you deserved it (4211)

On 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by SCARRED (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32948) - you deserved it (2994)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32070) - you deserved it (4353)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, my butt decided to delete the 650 photos I had on my phone. FML

#21247514
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31029) - you deserved it (6135)

On 08/28/2014 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

#21247445
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30227) - you deserved it (4059)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

#21247337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34404) - you deserved it (2255)

On 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

#21247278
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32606) - you deserved it (2549)

On 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32825) - you deserved it (2491)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML

#21246884
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37978) - you deserved it (4499)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

#21246644
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (5955)

On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML

#21246633
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33682) - you deserved it (3033)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by nayahbear24 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

#21246585
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30839) - you deserved it (28977)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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