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About Kinkykim99 : If you can't find me on the stage then I'm asleep...

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Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40557) - you deserved it (5587)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (5456)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11425) - you deserved it (42628)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
217 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17437) - you deserved it (30781)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49707) - you deserved it (6654)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

#14209539
25 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 1:15am - animals - by Olive14 -

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13956) - you deserved it (76234)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59716) - you deserved it (8802)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

#13885002
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39041) - you deserved it (3135)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (4677)

On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

#13180863
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (68509)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31634) - you deserved it (28365)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25147) - you deserved it (2607)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73467) - you deserved it (4247)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)



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