About Kinkykim99
If you can't find me on the stage then I'm asleep... Actress/Musical Theatre Performer/Recording Artist DM me for details.. Twitter: kim__waldron (two under scrolls
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Kinkykim99's favorite FMLs

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

By whotouchedyou1 / Tuesday 26 August 2014 02:37 / United States - Cypress

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

By shudson186 / Wednesday 11 June 2014 00:25 / Canada - Meaford

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

By failed brood mare - / Sunday 17 November 2013 17:46 / United States - Hollywood

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

By emilyhendrix0414 / Friday 28 September 2012 10:53 / United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

By GMD - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:20 / United Kingdom - Belfast