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Kingbreezy04
  • Town/Country : Odessa, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 943
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kingbreezy04 : 1 Corinthians 16:13- Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. I love basketball, LeBron James is my favorite player of all time, so is Magic Johnson. I also love the new guys like Kyrie Irving, Rajon Rondo,Kevin Love, and Brandon Jennings. I also love some of the older players like Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, and Pete Maravich. One more thing if you don't like Batman, fuck you.

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Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59277) - you deserved it (21635)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47706) - you deserved it (6603)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
33 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
124 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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