About Kingbreezy04 : 1 Corinthians 16:13- Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. I love basketball, LeBron James is my favorite player of all time, so is Magic Johnson. I also love the new guys like Kyrie Irving, Rajon Rondo,Kevin Love, and Brandon Jennings. I also love some of the older players like Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, and Pete Maravich. One more thing if you don't like Batman, fuck you.
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Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 10:42am / United States (California) / Love
by epistaxis / 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Gob / 01/16/2009 at 9:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
by LiLGeek / 01/12/2009 at 10:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…