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  • Number of visits : 2109
  • Number of comments : 210
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kingbreezy04 : 1 Corinthians 16:13- Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. I love basketball, LeBron James is my favorite player of all time, so is Magic Johnson. I also love the new guys like Kyrie Irving, Rajon Rondo,Kevin Love, and Brandon Jennings. I also love some of the older players like Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, and Pete Maravich. One more thing if you don't like Batman, fuck you.

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today I was in a mall bathroomhen two grls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really looool into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which looool soda in the fridge was mine. real FML

#20062839
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (1722)

On 09/08/2012 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML

#20056354
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19026) - you deserved it (24448)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML

#20056354
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19026) - you deserved it (24448)

On 09/03/2012 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Loserbot (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon . Most of them can't be cancelled . This is the fourth time in a month . An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

#20055119
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5371) - you deserved it (31183)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21756) - you deserved it (4328)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (15949)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I finished shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked !! After scouring the parking lot 4 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report 4 a stolen vehicle !! I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance !! FML

#20044345
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7254) - you deserved it (32664)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today , ma boyfriend broke up wit me by picture , during a game of Draw Someting. fat FML

#20042043
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30815) - you deserved it (2138)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

#20015589
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14874) - you deserved it (38613)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday , while I was getting intimate with my husband , he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

#20003981
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went into hysteric and started crying when mah boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's looool box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earring he bought seem more "special." FML

#19954644
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21980) - you deserved it (12529)

On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand . We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club . I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since .

#19687901
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11096) - you deserved it (31121)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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