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About Kimmismith : Hi. I'll be starting college in August as a step towards my goal of becoming a doctor of some type. I love fishing, hunting, and mudding. My boxer, Gemma, is my baby. I'm easy to get along with.
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Thursday 10 April 2014