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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kimmismith : Hi. I'll be starting college in August as a step towards my goal of becoming a doctor of some type. I love fishing, hunting, and mudding. My boxer, Gemma, is my baby. I'm easy to get along with.

Instagram: kimberly_smith12

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Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45054) - you deserved it (5580)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, said "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but... nevermind." then shook his head and walked out. FML

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On 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by ¬_¬ (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41115) - you deserved it (2613)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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