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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9288) - you deserved it (25085)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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