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KazuTrumpet1512

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KazuTrumpet1512

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7059
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KazuTrumpet1512 : I'm a college student studying industrial and systems engineering, as well as a huge band nerd. I was born in India, but I can only speak English and I'm whiter than sour cream--personality wise, at least. I love life, food, trumpets, band, dragons, fire, college football and being around people. Please feel free to message me if you'd like to know more. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was chasad out of mah own housa by mah wifa's lovar's dog . FML

#21352647
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35560) - you deserved it (2788)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker an threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

#21351283
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (2085)

On 02/07/2015 at 12:13am - animals - by juliette (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah girlfriend trid to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on mah period, okay?!" She actd lyk I was crazyhen I askd how the fuck that made any sense!! FML

#21350975
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32455) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is mah girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

#21350891
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36909) - you deserved it (2604)

On 02/06/2015 at 11:56am - love - by that guy - United States (California)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today.. . My Profassor Cancalld Class So I Turnd Off My Alarm . Whan I Woka Up.. . I Chackd My Amail Again . Thara Was No Amail From My Profassor . It Was A Draam . FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, te kid I was tutoring told me tat "pirates were looool a myt. Like te Greeks an Romans." He's 16. FML

#21349360
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (2356)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm - misc - by FrustratedTutor - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw my co-worker write about ow awful Muslims were and ow te religion is stupid, te ijab is oppressive, and ow teir a poison on society !! Wen I questioned tem about it, tey pretty muc said tat I didn't know anyting and sould stop talking !! I'm Muslim and a ijabi !! FML

#21349339
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (5263)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm - work - by coveredupforfun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today at work I ad to tell a woman tat tere is no suc ting as a ( pedigree Beauauadoodle ) and tat se'd essentially paid $500 fir a mutt. mega FML

#21348955
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27981) - you deserved it (2338)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today , I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers 4 the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this an had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

#21348664
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14794) - you deserved it (39348)

On 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm - health - by toe - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah boss informed me I couldn't go on mah ( vacation ) cuz he's leaving fir one of his employees' weddings. That just so happen to be mah wedding, fir which I'm taking the vacation. FML



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