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KazuTrumpet1512

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5185
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KazuTrumpet1512 : I'm a college student studying industrial and systems engineering, as well as a huge band nerd. I was born in India, but I can only speak English and I'm whiter than sour cream--personality wise, at least. I love life, food, trumpets, band, dragons, fire, college football and being around people. Please feel free to message me if you'd like to know more. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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KazuTrumpet1512's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

#21347212
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5660) - you deserved it (498)

On 01/31/2015 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium

Today, I got married. My grandpa took me aside afterwards and said that the moment the ceremony was over, he heard my wife's vagina slam shut. "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you and Rosy Palm now!" FML

#21347104
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5698) - you deserved it (527)

On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

#21346972
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12427) - you deserved it (7190)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML

#21346970
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6737) - you deserved it (12602)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:11pm - health - by not a cancerous pimple - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17921) - you deserved it (1699)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15741) - you deserved it (4326)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16747) - you deserved it (1380)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (2684)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20183) - you deserved it (1914)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML

#21345967
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (2009)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

#21345785
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22493) - you deserved it (3005)

On 01/28/2015 at 7:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (1915)

On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

#21345516
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (1999)

On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22919) - you deserved it (1739)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm at the unique point in my schooling that I'm either extremely overqualified or extremely underqualified for every job opportunity that appeals to me. FML

#21344707
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21358) - you deserved it (1806)

On 01/26/2015 at 7:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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