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KazuTrumpet1512

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KazuTrumpet1512

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3992
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KazuTrumpet1512 : I'm a college student studying industrial and systems engineering, as well as a huge band nerd. I was born in India, but I can only speak English and I'm whiter than sour cream--personality wise, at least. I love life, food, trumpets, band, dragons, fire, college football and being around people. Please feel free to message me if you'd like to know more. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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Visits<b>DrMario_</b> - 15 hours ago<b>xTwinkies1</b> - 21 hours ago<b>MzZombicidal</b> - yesterday at 6:22am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 2:11pm<b>LeashaJoy5595</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 2:11pm<b>ducky45</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 2:32pm<b>facelick</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 11:07am<b>sagarhablani</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 8:40am<b>DubiousDude69</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 12:08pm<b>em_iweird</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 12:24am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:59pm<b>katebond</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:49am<b>Kirito_Kazuto</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:12pm<b>flufee2</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 6:53pm<b>SHAMUS_the_WITTY</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 11:40pm<b>kalwalls</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 9:33pm<b>AMcM</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 8:14am<b>JuliaaNoelle</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:21am

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KazuTrumpet1512's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer came in with a laptop smashed beyond repair. She asked if we could recover her files, but thanks to my idiot boss' new store policy I had to ask her a bunch of questions, including if she had tried "turning it on and off". She stared at me, speechless, like I was a complete moron. FML

#21321539
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25460) - you deserved it (2797)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24615) - you deserved it (2219)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my 7-year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of the supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

#21321028
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26596) - you deserved it (3607)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28737) - you deserved it (2222)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (2477)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29316) - you deserved it (3634)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML

#21319860
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26031) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/18/2014 at 5:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

#21319659
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28781) - you deserved it (2945)

On 12/18/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29997) - you deserved it (2816)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

#21319263
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (10017)

On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36701) - you deserved it (2501)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27910) - you deserved it (5486)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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