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KazuTrumpet1512

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KazuTrumpet1512

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5023
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KazuTrumpet1512 : I'm a college student studying industrial and systems engineering, as well as a huge band nerd. I was born in India, but I can only speak English and I'm whiter than sour cream--personality wise, at least. I love life, food, trumpets, band, dragons, fire, college football and being around people. Please feel free to message me if you'd like to know more. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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KazuTrumpet1512's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12151) - you deserved it (3913)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, a man asked me to put a ring in a bread roll so he could propose to his girlfriend. I said I would and he gave me a twenty dollar tip. My shift ended and I went home. What was in my pocket? The ring. FML

#21344065
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6757) - you deserved it (15041)

On 01/25/2015 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19046) - you deserved it (2178)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

#21343098
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25588) - you deserved it (3186)

On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27417) - you deserved it (2418)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36319) - you deserved it (2282)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

#21341448
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29368) - you deserved it (2544)

On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

#21341346
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29274) - you deserved it (2355)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML

#21341091
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27365) - you deserved it (2354)

On 01/20/2015 at 5:52pm - work - by M. Night Shytefuck (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML

#21340977
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (7701)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (3318)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (6227)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26509) - you deserved it (8484)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (8559)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML

#21338134
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31562) - you deserved it (2829)

On 01/16/2015 at 7:49am - love - by SilverZephyr - United States (Massachusetts)



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