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KazuTrumpet1512

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KazuTrumpet1512

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3860
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KazuTrumpet1512 : I'm a college student studying industrial and systems engineering, as well as a huge band nerd. I was born in India, but I can only speak English and I'm whiter than sour cream--personality wise, at least. I love life, food, trumpets, band, dragons, fire, college football and being around people. Please feel free to message me if you'd like to know more. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

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KazuTrumpet1512's favorite FMLs

Today, half of my motivation to stop drinking is so that my tolerance will go down, because I currently can't actually afford enough alcohol to get even tipsy anymore. FML

#21319263
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18284) - you deserved it (7496)

On 12/17/2014 at 5:41pm - health - by Recovering Alcoholic - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (1909)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML

#21319149
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22379) - you deserved it (4213)

On 12/17/2014 at 1:47pm - misc - by RIP Turd (peacebeuponit) (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (2653)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

#21317613
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (4804)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm - love - by lonesome - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ate at Subway during my lunch hour. A group of teenage girls sat down at the table next to mine. They all shared good laugh about the "friendless, chubby chick" sitting near them, while attempting to discreetly point at me. FML

#21317606
128 comments

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (3401)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me seem "untrustworthy." Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

#21317152
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27487) - you deserved it (2144)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:56am - misc - by lopsided (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

#21316716
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30191) - you deserved it (2421)

On 12/13/2014 at 11:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (3787)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

#21316114
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13772) - you deserved it (34516)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML

#21315641
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (5266)

On 12/11/2014 at 2:55pm - misc - by not laughing anymore - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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