About KayBeeFFFixed : I'm a dual-citizen (Austria/US) living in Austria, currently doing six months of mandatory military service.
After going through this hellish torture, I hope to study biochemistry in the US. Yes, I'm one of those freaks who loves science, math and everything of the sort. And proud of it!
That's probably not what you wanted to find out but these things are currently the most important facts of my life, so suck it =p
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And no, we don't ride kangaroos here. Wrong continent!
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Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML
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On 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by ohhi_itsme123 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 17 June 2013
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