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About KayBeeFFFixed : I'm a dual-citizen (Austria/US) living in Austria, currently doing six months of mandatory military service.
After going through this hellish torture, I hope to study biochemistry in the US. Yes, I'm one of those freaks who loves science, math and everything of the sort. And proud of it!
That's probably not what you wanted to find out but these things are currently the most important facts of my life, so suck it =p
If you REALLY want to know something, send me a message.
And no, we don't ride kangaroos here. Wrong continent!
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Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML
Friday 2 October 2015