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KayBeeFFFixed

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 795
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KayBeeFFFixed : I'm a dual-citizen (Austria/US) living in Austria, currently doing six months of mandatory military service.

After going through this hellish torture, I hope to study biochemistry in the US. Yes, I'm one of those freaks who loves science, math and everything of the sort. And proud of it!

That's probably not what you wanted to find out but these things are currently the most important facts of my life, so suck it =p
If you REALLY want to know something, send me a message.

And no, we don't ride kangaroos here. Wrong continent!

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KayBeeFFFixed's favorite FMLs

Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2013 at 1:53pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML

by ohhi_itsme123 / 12/16/2009 at 7:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2009 at 4:47am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous