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About KatieHoof345 : Hey, I'm Katie(: The shit you hear about me may be true, but it could be as fake as the bitch who told you

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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (34194)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
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I agree, your life sucks (42286) - you deserved it (5179)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
26 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom



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