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Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Misunderstood (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
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