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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

#21448923
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9060) - you deserved it (2808)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:15am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I went to Mayan ruins in Guatemala and I climbed one of the massive temples and after climbing up 91 steep limestone stairs, I fell right back down in front of boatloads of tourists. Oh yeah, I broke 2 ribs too. FML

#21448723
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10694) - you deserved it (1157)

On 07/28/2015 at 7:23pm - misc - by max_432 - Belize (Belize)

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9900) - you deserved it (4407)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17956) - you deserved it (2070)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

#21448401
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17145) - you deserved it (1904)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

#21448265
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17455) - you deserved it (1241)

On 07/27/2015 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20288) - you deserved it (1591)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20262) - you deserved it (2025)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21555) - you deserved it (1605)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

#21447950
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23146) - you deserved it (1645)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21540) - you deserved it (4204)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19921) - you deserved it (4439)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14864) - you deserved it (10983)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

#21446894
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9667) - you deserved it (17130)

On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)



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