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KamiGekido
  • Town/Country : london, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 April 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KamiGekido : I won't say I'm unlike most girls, because I could take the lot of you, throw you in a blender and empty out your contents into a human shape mold and receive something with many of the same traits as me. Fun stuff, eh?

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Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21427) - you deserved it (1697)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (1804) - you deserved it (6777)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (1823)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (20729) - you deserved it (2041)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (34140) - you deserved it (2221)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (5307) - you deserved it (8470)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (8715) - you deserved it (5408)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (22919) - you deserved it (2521)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (33884) - you deserved it (2391)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (10017) - you deserved it (1538) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France



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