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Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.


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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was petting mah cat when mah new mood ring turnd bright purple. I checkd the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to mah ring, I'm hot 4 mah cat. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, an a few other managers an directors. We startd discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I trid to say "erratic election". I almost succeedd. real FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Flubber (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today..!! I was having sex with mah girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of mah roomate name)hen I came!! Now her and her friend think i'm gay and mah roomate Brad moved out!! FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap an tis 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if tey ad any bubble bat mix!! I suddenly picturd er nakd, bating erself an suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still!! It's probably cuz I aven't ad sex in over 22 monts!! FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Threw A Rock In The Air And Watched It Soar!! And Watched It Come Back Down And Hit Me In The Face!! Gravity!! FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML


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