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by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
by embarrassed / 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
by Toothy_Peg / 06/13/2009 at 11:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
by shutupandsmile18 / 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was there as well as her boss, and a few other managers and directors. We started discussing politics in the context of our latest project. I tried to say "erratic election". I almost succeeded. FML
by Flubber / 02/07/2009 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by GavinHosler / 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
by fecurtis / 01/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
- Today my co-worker insinuated I was pregnant because I had to rush to the bathroom. An unfortunate… Today, at my job as a cashier, I told two young boys who had no parents with them to stop playing.… Today, on the worst day of my life, my fiance decided to bail on me to go to a party. Where she got…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…