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Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
by nose hurts / 12/29/2012 at 8:01pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by SebastianMiko / 11/09/2012 at 2:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 11:33am / Miscellaneous
Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
by what.....? / 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 6:42am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
by wtf is wrong with my country / 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by foshizzle / 04/25/2012 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Chey / 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…