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KaintukeeBob
  • Town/Country : Cincinnati, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 December 1983 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1275
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KaintukeeBob : I am me. That's who I am. You are not me. You are reading this to learn more about me. You have failed, FYL.

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Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43618) - you deserved it (4171)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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86 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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