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About KRAZYKILLAKLOWN : My name is Garrett. Just a Rebel from Texas ❤️Alicia is the love of my life❤️ She's proof that there are still great, amayzing people out there. I love Chevrolet, Confederate stuff(pride not hate), Metal and country music, huntin, and fishin.
My favorite bands are: Slayer, Pantera, Asking Alexandria, Cannibal Corpse, Lamb of God, Slipknot, Sodom, Suicide Silence, Korn, Megadeth, Metallica, Anthrax, Waylond Jennings, Johnny Paycheck, Hank Williams SR/JR/iii, and Bullet for my valentine.
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Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML
Tuesday 25 August 2015