About Krazykillaklown
Ayyy ☞ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ☞ Name is Garrett. Send a message if you'd like to talk. I love Texas, TCU, Football, Chevy, and anything from Outlaw country to death metal. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RANDAL! #RandPaul2016
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By fun in functioning, I suppose / Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:54 / United States - Starkville
By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 February 2011 05:19 / United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous / Saturday 18 December 2010 23:10 / United States

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

By The Sbeak - / Friday 13 February 2009 15:54 / United States