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KK3137

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6279
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

KK3137's page activity

Visits<b>little_fucker</b> - yesterday at 11:46pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:05pm<b>CryoShock</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:18am<b>lifesucksvitae</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:22am<b>__kassie__</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:15am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Archangel77</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:40pm<b>IvyRizzzzoli</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Noah197099</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:12pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:26pm<b>pandapox93</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:00am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:46am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 3:30am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:12am<b>Schala360</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:07am<b>WearingHats</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:08am<b>ThatLobster</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:24am<b>earljonez</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:23am

Fucked!<b>little_fucker</b> - 21 hours ago<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:39am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:56am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:26pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:12pm<b>justmenooneelse</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:37pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:10am<b>Crunchthief</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 5:30am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 9:19am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 12:20am<b>swanheart</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 4:41pm<b>mhowk</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:33pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:30am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 6:07pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 2:50pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 5:27pm<b>sunset2809</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 4:38pm

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44419) - you deserved it (32480) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53117) - you deserved it (9165)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

#20758244
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47445) - you deserved it (8606)

On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

#20750993
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41214) - you deserved it (2968)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

#20695876
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46031) - you deserved it (8643)

On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

#20695533
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46138) - you deserved it (5473)

On 05/30/2013 at 4:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63543) - you deserved it (14459)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river which flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

#20688045
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45247) - you deserved it (7688)

On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

#20665284
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63563) - you deserved it (4144)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

#20660609
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42581) - you deserved it (21151)

On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47795) - you deserved it (10088)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50310) - you deserved it (7094)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60630) - you deserved it (9159)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53728) - you deserved it (7533)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

#20618435
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45203) - you deserved it (5971)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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