Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KK3137

Offline (31 minutes ago) | Search for a member

KK3137

65Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 8587
  • Number of comments : 349
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

KK3137's page activity

Visits<b>M3DO</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:19am<b>Steve97</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 12:07am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:03pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:54pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:57pm<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:37pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:18pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 4:34pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 5:35pm<b>shaobi</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:13pm<b>jordanwilbanks</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:13am<b>mrsorange21</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:52pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:25pm<b>Spencyy</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:05pm<b>Skycop_S</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:53am<b>General_Lee_01</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:15am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 4:33pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 2:19pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:03pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:19pm<b>Panu</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 7:07am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:34am<b>ironhead</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:52am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 4:41pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 2:21pm<b>scarlett3diaz</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 1:01am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 3:53am<b>KayDee29</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:38pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 10:52am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 6:12pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 1:31am<b>Twill3422</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 4:21am<b>sstahpp</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:38pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:21am

KK3137's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of KK3137's badges

KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (3420)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34885) - you deserved it (3443)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML

#21367147
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (2773)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33990) - you deserved it (4075)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30801) - you deserved it (2732)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

#21345231
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31059) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by I'm screwed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

#21340484
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (2626)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31412) - you deserved it (3793)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

#21322769
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (6151)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29662) - you deserved it (5213)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML

#21315734
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22283) - you deserved it (28485)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30568) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36220) - you deserved it (3683)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28002) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: