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KK3137

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KK3137

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7013
  • Number of comments : 328
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

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Visits<b>wangwong</b> - yesterday at 6:18am<b>Teamlads12</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:44am<b>NicholausB</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:13pm<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:28pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:30pm<b>CheyMiichelle</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:34am<b>mr_dour</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:54am<b>mihaam</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:12pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:57am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:11am<b>daken96</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:17pm<b>FmlYdi4ever</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:28pm<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:01pm<b>Daastem</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:25pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:32pm<b>negb</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:55pm<b>jhall11</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:31pm<b>redlight98</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:00am

Fucked!<b>mr_dour</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:55am<b>daken96</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:17am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:33am<b>jaschwabz</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:50pm<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:43pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:33am<b>andres__13</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:57am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:59pm<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:21am<b>muarif</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:07pm<b>aliah_heard</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:44am<b>Roxy4102</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 8:00am<b>Niquisha5555</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:58pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:06pm<b>TheLion1307</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:47pm<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:28pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:02pm<b>Jamilal16</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 6:54pm

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KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21191) - you deserved it (3530)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (8571)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (2213)

On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32603) - you deserved it (7081)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (2500)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32906) - you deserved it (2843)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26697) - you deserved it (6883)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (4618)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

#21387713
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (9496)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45700) - you deserved it (3348)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (350) - you deserved it (9987)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (3300)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32658) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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