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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1677
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KBruce317 : It's dangerous being crazy
*I'm from Omaha, Nebraska and no, I don't live on a farm and drive a tractor to school, that's Iowa you're thinking of.
*I'm not a football fan, but I'm a Huskers girl. Go Big Red!
*I love hockey!
*I'm going to school for criminal justice so I can hopefully make the world a safer place
*My family means the world to me.
*My father is the bravest man I know and he's the one person I've always looked up to my entire life. I'm proud to say he's a fire fighter. One of the best.
*I love my German Shepherd.
*I've got a ferret and he's super cute.
*I speak my mind and some people think that I'm a bitch because of it.
*I'm easy to get along with
*I cuss a lot
If there's anything else you would like to know, or if you wanna chat, message me! I love meeting new people

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KBruce317's favorite FMLs

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (4800)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27949) - you deserved it (3603)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47592) - you deserved it (8103)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25261) - you deserved it (2889)

On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31607) - you deserved it (28349)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

#12978486
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28131) - you deserved it (12752)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#12926482
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26759) - you deserved it (3663)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML

#12911536
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21326) - you deserved it (20969)

On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23669) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

#12870608
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (1847)

On 09/02/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by whatthewoah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35397) - you deserved it (3677)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38108) - you deserved it (7641)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9966) - you deserved it (43916)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33313) - you deserved it (14145)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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