About KBruce317 : It's dangerous being crazy
*I'm from Omaha, Nebraska and no, I don't live on a farm and drive a tractor to school, that's Iowa you're thinking of.
*I'm not a football fan, but I'm a Huskers girl. Go Big Red!
*I love hockey!
*I'm going to school for criminal justice so I can hopefully make the world a safer place
*My family means the world to me.
*My father is the bravest man I know and he's the one person I've always looked up to my entire life. I'm proud to say he's a fire fighter. One of the best.
*I love my German Shepherd.
*I've got a ferret and he's super cute.
*I speak my mind and some people think that I'm a bitch because of it.
*I'm easy to get along with
*I cuss a lot
If there's anything else you would like to know, or if you wanna chat, message me! I love meeting new people
About KBruce317 : It's dangerous being crazy
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by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
by Stormbringer / 02/01/2011 at 1:37am / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
by anon / 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
by edwinduarte1 / 09/13/2010 at 2:49am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:25am / United States (North Dakota) / Love
Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2010 at 1:22am / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
by AnnaWusHere / 09/03/2010 at 2:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Devon / 09/03/2010 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by whatthewoah / 09/02/2010 at 2:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
by ouch / 09/01/2010 at 9:50am / Belgium (Brabant) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
by maebyf / 08/31/2010 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
by Ido / 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest… Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and… Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years…