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Junicee
  • Town/Country : den bosch, nederland
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 29
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

#20173269
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I agree, your life sucks (15813) - you deserved it (827)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (1646)

On 05/29/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by The Bearded Woman (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1008886) - you deserved it (80196)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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