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Juneyah1017
  • Town/Country : Toronto
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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33253) - you deserved it (6368)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7214) - you deserved it (17624)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32173) - you deserved it (5485)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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