About Juliaa15 : Due to complications, I do not exsist.
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Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
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Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
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