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About Juliaa15 : Due to complications, I do not exsist.
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Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML
Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015