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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2670
  • Number of comments : 257
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jovecove : Johardwood

I'm really nice. :)

People should setup a profile so that I can enjoy creeping more. ;)

Twitter: @Jovistar69

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Jovecove's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (2177)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36329) - you deserved it (3039)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43529) - you deserved it (11430)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (6887)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35824) - you deserved it (18846)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23998) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (2791)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25022) - you deserved it (4404)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26747) - you deserved it (3540)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (4164)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15476) - you deserved it (29687)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15060) - you deserved it (52593)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

#18238622
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33071) - you deserved it (3579)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by notfatanymore (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17144) - you deserved it (55732)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (4100)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States



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