About Jovecove
Johardwood I'm really nice. :) People should setup a profile so that I can enjoy creeping more. ;) Twitter: @Jovistar69
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Jovecove's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    41%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    59%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Jovecove's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

By wtfmama - / Saturday 4 May 2013 12:51 / United States - Hudson

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

By future brain bleach addict - / Thursday 2 May 2013 23:54 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 May 2013 19:59 / Ghana - Accra

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

By justgivemethed / Thursday 25 April 2013 07:55 / United States - Westminster

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML

By notacaveman - / Tuesday 16 April 2013 13:27 / Netherlands