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Yesterday, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refusd to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tird, we said yes. She slowly kickd me out of my side of the bd and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years . I also found out later that symbol stands for urine . FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 3:43am - misc - by PeeLeg (woman) -

Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guyho works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He endd up asking looool if my dad was single. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 12:17am - love - by lonely girl - United States

Today , I woke to find laptop and printer covered in wat smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking , but where he urinates on random objects. FML

#20538947
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On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, A MAN I ONCE WORKD WITH PASSD AWAY . HE WAS A LOVELY, CARING, AN INSPRATIONAL PERSON WHOM I LOOKD UP TO . MY HUSBAND'S FORM OF CONSOLATION? "OLD PEOPLE DIE . GET OVER IT." MEGA FML

#20538776
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On 03/10/2013 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied 4 at my local hospital. Bieng just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks 4 the confidence. mega FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend drove me back home . My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap . He strokd the gun, lookd mah boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head . Now mah boyfriend refuses to see me fir his own safety . mega FML

#20538482
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On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up an loudly askd if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretendd I was deaf an couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, mah husband was arrested 4 having sex in public. FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today I Saw A Woman Breastfeeding At The Natural Foods Market. It's The First Time I've Seen A Woman's Nipple In Over Two Years. I've Been Married For Ten. FML

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today I Tried To Pick Up A Girl By Asking Herhat The Time Was As A Conversation Starter. She Responded By Telling Me It Was Time To Pick A Girl More In League. FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bd when things startd getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister calld the entire family to the hall to listen to ( the frogs in the wall ). FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)

I Finally Told My Dad About Ow I've Been Diagnosed Wit Clinical Depression. He Began To Recite A Commercial For Depression Meds, But E Couldn't Finis Because E Was Overwelmed Wit Laugter. FML

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On 03/09/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by depressed - United States (Massachusetts)



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