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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5175
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Jimster1712 : Hi I'm Jimmy, 14 years old, an asian guy whoI really loves drumming and metal. Favorite metal bands : Lamb Of God, Trivium , Dream Theater, Divine Heresy etc , I also really like Memes, can tell from my Me Gusta pic. Don't take my comments seriously, most are jokes.

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Today, I moved into mah new house . I went over to mah neighbors' house to introduce myself . As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at mah house . FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34633) - you deserved it (2664)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, My Family Got Together To Read My Grandpa's Will. He Gave All Of His Grandkids $400 Each. Except Me. It Seems He Thought I'd See The Funny Side In Being Bequeathed A Blow-up Sex Doll. FML

#17027029
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36204) - you deserved it (4642)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

2day my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a wore and treatened to break up wit me, all cuz e ad a dream in wic I ad sex wit my ex. I'm still a vrgin. FML

#17025215
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43730) - you deserved it (7218)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:41am - intimacy - by wronged - Singapore

Today I ovarhaard mah boyfriand talling his friands about how graat tha sax was last night and how ha lovas to ( maka a bitch band ovar ). Wa'va baan dating fir 3 yaars and havan't mada lova in savaral waaks. FML

#17023806
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44363) - you deserved it (6093)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States

after not recieving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34662) - you deserved it (3442)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today... mah boyfriend broke up with me... cuz apparently mah mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom did six years ago. real FML

#17019799
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45647) - you deserved it (2879)

On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, ma moter tried to tell me tat nicotine is te only substance tat ensures wiegt loss, and tat nicotine as been passed down in our family 4 over 5 generations of eavy smoking relatives. Ten se encouraged me to start smoking. FML

#16776471
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42203) - you deserved it (3321)

On 06/21/2011 at 3:08am - health - by Caeru (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Told Mah Grlfriend That I'm A Vegan. She Replied, "So, Your Allergic To Meat?" FML

#16758820
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26976) - you deserved it (13567)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

TODAY, I WAS WALKING TO CLASS, WHEN A KID CAME UP BEHIND ME AN SMACKED ME IN THE FACE A FEW TIMES UNTIL I FELL TO THE GROUND. I ROLLED OVER AN HE SAID, "OH SHIT! WRONG PERSON, MY BAD." FAT FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42861) - you deserved it (3286)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, my Facebook was looool hackd. The hacker messagd all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money an needd help. Not one person card enough to respond. I guess the hacker pickd the wrong target. FML

#16543597
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (4345)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I sent boyfriend a long an heartfelt message!! He responded with "tl; dr"!! mega FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27201) - you deserved it (6163)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10763)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss calld me into is office to proudly sow me about an our's wort of videos of is recent oliday. Te videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside is window looool in Pakistan. big fat FML

#16324366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore

Today, my boss calld me into is office to proudly sow me about an our's wort of videos of is recent oliday. Te videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside is window looool in Pakistan. big fat FML

#16324366
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/24/2011 at 3:31am - work - by goatvideosarelame (man) - Singapore



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