About Jimster1712
Hi I'm Jimmy, 14 years old, an asian guy whoI really loves drumming and metal. Favorite metal bands : Lamb Of God, Trivium , Dream Theater, Divine Heresy etc , I also really like Memes, can tell from my Me Gusta pic. Don't take my comments seriously, most are jokes.
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Jimster1712's favorite FMLs

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

By thunderthighs644 - / Wednesday 23 November 2011 03:21 /

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

By Braxam / Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:42 / United States

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

By wiper / Wednesday 4 May 2011 03:12 /

Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML

By goatvideosarelame - / Tuesday 24 May 2011 07:31 / Singapore

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

By Monika - / Thursday 5 May 2011 21:04 / United States