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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6002
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Jimster1712 : Hi I'm Jimmy, 14 years old, an asian guy whoI really loves drumming and metal. Favorite metal bands : Lamb Of God, Trivium , Dream Theater, Divine Heresy etc , I also really like Memes, can tell from my Me Gusta pic. Don't take my comments seriously, most are jokes.

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Jimster1712's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31243) - you deserved it (4273)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52180) - you deserved it (20042)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34768) - you deserved it (4342)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

#17565538
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20899) - you deserved it (15406)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Trimacle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38777) - you deserved it (4790)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38777) - you deserved it (4790)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML

#17527301
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (2977)

On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

#17364485
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33880) - you deserved it (4687)

On 08/04/2011 at 5:15am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (2893)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36734) - you deserved it (3309)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

#17281268
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (3441)

On 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by ladytyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33493) - you deserved it (11674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146506) - you deserved it (8359)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22350) - you deserved it (50904)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (5918)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)



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