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Jimster1712
  • Town/Country : Beijing, China
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 3001
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Jimster1712 : Hi I'm Jimmy, 14 years old, an asian guy whoI really loves drumming and metal. Favorite metal bands : Lamb Of God, Trivium , Dream Theater, Divine Heresy etc , I also really like Memes, can tell from my Me Gusta pic. Don't take my comments seriously, most are jokes.

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Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (6218)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (7451)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (7451)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

#18262782
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22587) - you deserved it (3679)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26929) - you deserved it (6448)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

#18146927
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (25497)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (6184)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28287) - you deserved it (6184)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (3973)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (2959)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49863) - you deserved it (4637)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33104) - you deserved it (4700)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (8391)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24743) - you deserved it (4429)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24743) - you deserved it (4429)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)



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