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JenDanielle917
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 5069
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JenDanielle917 : I never thumb down comments.(:
Things I love:
- milky ways
- love
- friends
- FML
- when people thumb up my comments
- my iPod
- my dogs

Things I hate:
- society
- bitches
- when people thumb down everyone's comments
- when people thumb up their own comments

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Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16085) - you deserved it (5998)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9039) - you deserved it (55710)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50095) - you deserved it (2521)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36532) - you deserved it (15613)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
55 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
210 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74770) - you deserved it (30750)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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